Awko in my taco.

jesuschristvevo:

being hotter than me is selfish and rude

(via drousy)

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

(via drousy)

e102gamma:

I had a dream that Obama doesn’t even have a high school education because he plays with dolls

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via benjamingfranklin)

meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! 
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

(via petparent)

logenlirman:

harrybangedme:

I am Niall in every social situation

(Source: loudons, via benjamingfranklin)

beyoncesclitoris:

rihanna didn’t die on the cross for this

(Source: toptranny, via skypestripper)

laughingnancy:

i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7 

(via hotboyproblems)

slenclerman:

i made a list of the things i hate about myself

(via benjamingfranklin)

evergreenery:

idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers

(Source: avocadno, via youweremyforever)