May 2013
jesuschristvevo:
being hotter than me is selfish and rude
bepeu:
reason i want to be dog
cute
fluffy
sleep a lot
no exam s
e102gamma:
I had a dream that Obama doesn’t even have a high school education because he plays with dolls
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
meladoodle:
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
logenlirman:
harrybangedme:
I am Niall in every social situation
beyoncesclitoris:
rihanna didn’t die on the cross for this
laughingnancy:
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
slenclerman:
i made a list of the things i hate about myself
evergreenery:
idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
canadumb:
im still going to say gif not jif
katkinkat:
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
chickensandwich:
i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection
bigstupidbaby:
who the fuck spends 60 bucks on a fucking scarf thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard its a fucking strip of material and 90% of them are fucking ugly as hell oh my god i need to go lay down
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
swagony:
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
the-vashta-nerada:
can touchscreens feel us
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
koishy:
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
theanti90smovement:
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
beefysquirrelz:
is there a polite way to ask a boy to do impolite things to you
trixietang:
if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you
got no time to make your ugly ass feel better
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
